Lulworth Weekend 2002

Saturday 31st August

A promising start to the weekend as 5 "5s" left Cardiff Gate services at around 10am in brilliant sunshine was soon to be overshadowed by almost stationary traffic as we reached the M5. Mark S suggested a diversion, and skilfully guided us through his native land to rejoin the M5 later. On reflection, it may not have been any quicker than sitting on the M5 but it was certainly more enjoyable.
As we were now a little later than planned reaching Sidmouth, and the original lunch venue may by now be unable to accommodate us, we stopped at the Bowd Inn a couple of miles from Sidmouth. In the car park was another 5 with a Cardiff registration and so Ray duly stuck a card under the wiper blade which, was something that became a talking point later in the evening.
This was an opportunity to stretch our legs, or in Clive's case display them, and get some food. Unfortunately a misunderstanding with the orders left Jane "chipless" for a while and a lack of customer care skills demonstrated by the staff left a slightly sour taste, but putting on our brave faces we posed for a group shot.

The Bowd Inn Now that we have all eaten I'll be judging the others later, but so far you're in the lead They even match your legs Sell Microsoft and buy John Smith

However, we pressed on to Sidmouth with thoughts of shoes and ice-cream - not in the same glass. The designated car park being full, and the town being exceptionally busy, we eventually managed to find five parking spaces in three different car parks.
Marilyn, Penny and Ros set off for Feathers in search of shoes while the rest of us took a short stroll along the front and enjoyed the customary ice cream, to be rejoined by the ladies with another ice cream. Although what this woman was doing to the litter bin we will probably never know, the guy on the right of the picture isn't sure either, maybe we should start a caption competition for it?

The spoils Sidmouth in the sun Take me to your leader

Shortly after leaving Sidmouth the lead car, Ray and Marilyn, suddenly veered off the route, on the instructions of the navigator who shall remain nameless. Ray then pulled into a lay-by to consult the map and allow Marilyn to drive while he navigated. Unfortunately there is no photographic evidence of Clive's expression as he walked towards the lead car, to check on the situation, only to see it rapidly exit the lay-by, but Bob had an excellent view! Something else to be discussed later that evening in the New Forest Inn.
Following the B3157 between Bridport and Weymouth provided some spectacular views of the sunny South Coast on this glorious afternoon.
Clive and Penny left the main group to head for their accommodation at Corfe as we continued to ours on the edge of the New Forest. On the recommendation of the receptionist at the lodge we ventured forth to find the New Forest Inn, just outside Lyndhurst, to enjoy an evening meal and discuss the events of the day.

Not bad 'ere is it? They didn't even bother to take the legs off! We're being followed Put your foot down, they're still with us

The discussion turned to our earlier exit from a lay-by along with Marilyn's expertise at entering a roundabout in front of a line of traffic leaving the rest of the group stranded. Mark J, tact and kindness personified, commented on the difficulties of leading, especially for the first time. However, matrimonial discord may have been the main factor!
Whilst discussing cards Ray produced the ones that he had printed out along with one of the originals, Mark J tried to wind Ray up by saying that he'd put the wrong telephone number on it. Of course, Ray has known Mark long enough to realise that this wasn't true, until he was shown the proof!
Oh dear, visions of a little old lady somewhere saying for the 19th time "NO, this is not the MX-5 Owners Club"
Leaving the inn we were skilfully lead through a maze of lanes for a second look at the New Forest Inn and then back to the lodge for a well-deserved rest.

Sunday 1st September

Another beautiful morning when nobody, other than MGF and Z3 drivers, would even consider leaving the top up - yes we saw them. After a brief appraisal of Mark's legs, and with cars and occupants refuelled, we set out to Lulworth Castle with Mark J leading, thanks Mark divorce is an expensive business these days.

Hmmm ... I still think that Clive is in the lead Lulworth Castle

On arrival at Lulworth Castle we were directed, by colour, to our appointed areas. Mark S and Marilyn were pleased, I think, to find that they were not the sole representative for their colour, with Ros and Mark J joining the majority (common as muck these red ones) and Clive seeking the safety of a healthy number of greens, including our friends Patrick and Ruth from the South West with possibly one of the best 5 plates ever? Somebody was obviously up early this morning to collect this little beauty - shame they only had red ones left. The opportunity to take a photograph, or ten, from the top of the castle was not missed and although there was some disappointment that we were split up it has to be said that the view of all the cars arranged by colour is quite spectacular.

You'd kill for a plate like this! I could always have a respray View from the top of Lulworth Castle

Entries for the "Best Kept 5" drew quite a bit of attention from the crowds, although the feeling was "If Paul had been here there wouldn't be a competition".
One entry in particular needed a little more than a casual glance simply to confirm that it was indeed a 5. Also spotted was one that most certainly wasn't!

Some of the BK5 entries Should this be here? Well it's nice, but it's not a 5

The day continued with a Gymkhana for those wishing to test their skill at how well they can manoeuvre. Ray declined to participate in this event having, unsuccessfully, demonstrated his skill at garage parking the Friday before.

Just pull over there please madam Hurry up, I'm next

A flying visit (sorry couldn't resist that one) by the Dorset and Somerset Air Ambulance was one not to be missed, except by those of us having a cream tea in the Stables Cafe.
On then to the South Wales triumph of the afternoon when our Penny won a prize in the Grand Draw, and posed quite accidentally by an appropriate sign.
Apart from the events there were plenty of shiny bits and bolt-ons to attract attention from the exhibiting suppliers. Clive purchased a neat little handbrake lever and gear knob in wood, and here we can see Mark J lending him a hand. For wheel cleaning enthusiasts what about a set of these as a full-time job?

I know it's red, I didn't need the sign Ah! Well you weren't planning on going anywhere were you? That's a nice errr... accessory kit Don't go down muddy lanes with these!

With the "official" day drawing to a close it was time to reposition ours cars for a group shot, affording Mark J the opportunity to unfurl the banner at least metaphorically, as it's Clive battling with it here.

Give us a hand someone! I think I'll lead 5 5s Cymru am Byth

Shortly after leaving Lulworth we were joined by another 5, sporting a Belgian plate, that was determined to keep up with us and in fact did for many miles until we stopped at a service area for the final break of the day. As he pulled into the service area alongside us Ray offered a greeting, expecting a response in broken English, well how was he to know that the gentleman was from Bath? It turns out that he bought the car in Belgium and hasn't yet re-registered it!
Coming up past Bath and onto the motorway gave a glimpse of someone enjoying an alternative, and a little more sedate, method of transport.
The tollbooths on the M4 proved too much for group cohesion and before any effort could be made at regrouping the warning signs displayed "M4 CLOSED AFTER Jct 28" leaving each of us taking a variety of routes through and around Newport we brought another pleasurable club event to a close.

I suppose it's a soft-top of sorts Sunset over Margam

Pictures by Ros and Ray

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Last updated 03/09/2002